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This movies was like a kick in the teeth. It was slow boring and generally not interesting.

Except for the flash of Eva Mendes’s ass it was a total waste of time. Jamie King and Scarlett Johansson were hardly noticeable.

Our view: Waste of time.

Overall Rating: 2 out of 5

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Not a great example of the X-Files. Not really a big mix of weirdness. Part of the problem is it is just a psychic for most of the movie. The ending is bizarre, but at that point it is more of a so what. Should have been better.

Our view:

If you are a fan, then see it.

Overall Rating: 2 ½ out of 5

This is a movie about getting old and losing your mate. Then trying to pick up the pieces and live again. Was well put together. Good performances by Dyan Cannon, Joseph Bologna.

Our view:

If you don’t mind old people it is alright.

Overall Rating: 2 ½ out of 5

This was an enjoyable movie about thieves with a plan. Well acted by Stephen Dorff and Natasha Henstridge. In the end I’m not sure it all made sense, but it was a fun ride.

Our view:

See it.

Overall Rating: 3 out of 5

I watched this film because I was told it was good. Didn’t care for it. The only really funny thing is the stories the women were telling on Jerry Springer.

Our view:

Miss it.

Overall Rating: 1 ½ out of 5

A movie that you probably won’t understand. We didn’t. Interesting and disturbing at the same time. Billy Bob Thornton and Lisa Blount put on good performances, but the story is strange to say the least.

Our view:

Don’t go out of your way.

Overall Rating: 1 ½ out of 5

This is a decent movie about Italian prisoners of war after World War 2. Roy Scheider plays a camp commander. Not a lot of action. More of a story film.

Our view:

Worth seeing if you have time and enjoy the WWII era.

Overall Rating: 2 ½ out of 5

Another zombie movie. I did not find it very interesting. Kind of a stupid person with a camera movie. Lots of people doing stupid things. But there are zombies.

Our view:

Don’t go out of your way to see it.

Overall Rating: 2 out of 5

Not a bad show. It is kind of the typical screw up movie. The characters are all a little to over the top.

Our view:

If you like to watch Heather Graham then watch it.

Overall Rating: 2 ½ out of 5

This is a movie with too much going on and not enough people we could care about. It is a complex story of betrayal and lust? Anyway the flash of nudity may just be us being kind.

Movie Rant: Again this is a movie about bachelor parties, strippers, hookers and sex. Where is my NUDITY? Put it in. Don’t false advertise. This is the 21^st century. We want it, give it to us. You already have the R rating, go for it dudes.

Our view:

If you got a lot of time on your hands it is ok.

Overall Rating: 2 out of 5