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This film was ok for an action flick.  Not great.  The remorseful assassin is mostly boring.  This one wasn’t even very smart.  Nicholas Cage was not at his best.  The assassinations were sloppy and not well thought out.  Too many witnesses and to much risk taken on egress.  A white man in Bangkok is going to be noticed.  If you can get by this it was average.  The ending sucked.

Our View:  If you’re bored.

Overall Rating:  2 out of 5.

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This movies was like a kick in the teeth. It was slow boring and generally not interesting.

Except for the flash of Eva Mendes’s ass it was a total waste of time. Jamie King and Scarlett Johansson were hardly noticeable.

Our view: Waste of time.

Overall Rating: 2 out of 5

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Overall it was a decent movie. You have to get by the fact that they changed the Star Trek universe. Personally the last thing I think we needed was another Star Trek time line.

That being said it was a decent movie. Not great by any extent. Huge plot holes that had to be ignored. Maybe someday Hollywood will get a clue.

Rant: Ok, so first of all you have red matter that can create black holes when released. Why is Nero drilling a whole into the planet? A black hole will work from anywhere close to the planet.

#2. Why do we have so much red matter and why did we put it all on one ship? Not to mention how you would ever contain it or where it came from.

#3. A new underage captain would never be given command of the newest Star Fleet vessel.

#4. How come they are still designing ships without guard rails, where one misstep is death?

I could go on, but I digress.

Zoe Saldana at least provided good eye candy.

Our view: Not bad overall, but not special.

Overall Rating: 3 out of 5

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Well as far as a sequel to the terminator series is concerned, it did not satisfy.  Christian Bale was alright, but the whole storyline was lame.  Like the Star Trek movie they like to keep changing the storyline.  I was really looking forward to more gritty combat as they came to this part of the story, but all they really did was try to introduce a new cyborg machine.

More stupidity ensued as to get a ride John Connor lures in a motorcycle machine and disables and manually controls it for a ride.

The only highlight was Moon Bloodgood and she couldn’t save the movie.

Our view:  They need to find a story we can give a shit about.  Still, there are bigger wastes of time than this movie.

Overall Rating: 3 out of 5

A strange flick to say the least. A confused kid likes an erotic dancer, gee what a shock. Set in Israel. Of course things don’t end happily.

Our view:

Find a comedy.

Overall Rating: 2 out of 5

A bad movie for such big stars as Colin Farrell and Ralph Fiennes. Sometimes I think these people are on crack when they make these things. If you want to see a movie about hit men there are much better ones.

Our view:

Try to miss it.

Overall Rating: 1 ½ out of 5

Halle Berry couldn’t even keep this one very interesting. If you want to see a mystery that turns out to be a bunch of crap, then watch this. Bruce Willis was alright, but this movie needed some serious action. I wouldn’t want any of these characters in my life.

Our view:

You can do a lot worse.

Overall Rating: 2 out of 5

Not a good vampire movie by any stretch. Story left lots to be desired. If not for the nudity it wouldn’t have been worth watching.

Our view:

See it if you have to.

Overall Rating: 1 ½ out of 5

Not a great example of the X-Files. Not really a big mix of weirdness. Part of the problem is it is just a psychic for most of the movie. The ending is bizarre, but at that point it is more of a so what. Should have been better.

Our view:

If you are a fan, then see it.

Overall Rating: 2 ½ out of 5

This movie needed a lot more nudity to carry it. Story was fairly boring and ending was worse. Massage parlors should be more interesting.

Our view:

Miss it.

Overall Rating: 1 ½ out of 5